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tool.

How much does my kid ROCK?!

Exactly why I became a mom.
Yeah. I know.

My neck looks like one of those Keebler crescent rolls


If you catch me in a good mood, I will sing all of The Brady Bunch interstitial music for you.
My little dude painted this when he was three.

Miss Thing, 1985

Word.

Can you rap this entire album? I can.

When I look at myself, I am so beautiful I scream with joy!

Is it wrong to have a crush on a dead Marxist?
What? What?
My previous fresh rides... You WISH you drove a Delta 88. Royale.
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